Comedy Songwriters Showdown

The Last Laugh Showcase at The Kennett Flash is proud to present: COMEDY SONGWRITERS SHOWDOWNFeaturing Carla Ulbrich, Todd Chappelle, and Barry Rabin!Friday, April 26, 2024$15 tickets | $5 BYOB8pm show | 7pm doorsAges 16+ recommendedSongwriter showdown! Three songwriters enter… and three songwriters will probably leave, but not before our faces and bellies become sore from intense laughter! Join us for an evening of silly songs, funny stories, and hilariously melodious music. Carla Ulbrich is a comical singer-songwriter who is often compared to Tom Lehrer or Weird Al. She has a love of the absurdities of ordinary life, a somewhat twisted viewpoint, and a way with words. She has performed her clever songs in 34 states and 3 countries. Carla’s 9 CDs have won her numerous songwriting awards and have been featured on the BBC, Dr. Demento, Sirius XM Comedy Radio, Pandora, and NPR’s Morning Edition. Todd Chappelle is a comedy songwriter from Chadds Ford, PA who has performed at the Philadelphia Folk Festival, the Delmarva Folk Festival, the New York Funny Songs Festival, the Chicago Comedy Rock Festival, and numerous local venues. Todd’s songs have been heard on Good Day Philadelphia, the Preston and Steve Show on 93.3 WMMR and The Dr. Demento Show.  He appeared in the PBS specials “Dela-Where?” and “Dela-Where 2?”, and on the PBS show “Counter Culture”. Barry Rabin’s songs tackle such critical social issues as horse castration, dancing with poultry, and the star-crossed love lives of New Jersey condom factory workers. During his 40-year music career, he has performed in such venues as the Philadelphia Folk Festival (five times), Nashville’s Bluebird Café, The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Catch a Rising Star in New York City.———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

Acoustic Jam hosted by Bruce Richards and Wes Davis

The Kennett Flash is proud to present THE ACOUSTIC JAM!Hosted by Bruce Richards and Wes DavisFriday, March 1, 20247pm show | 6pm doors and signup$5 admission | $5 BYOB | all agesFREE for Kennett Flash MembersIn the spirit of our monthly Jazz Jams, join us for a short concert followed by a jam session!———————————————-No online tickets will be sold for this event! Tickets available at the door only – first come, first served!Questions? Email [email protected]

Better Than Bacon: Bacon Gives Back: Longwood Rotary

The Kennett Flash is proud to present Better Than Bacon Improv Comedy!  Join us for a Thursday evening of short form improv hilarity for a great cause! Perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends!BACON GIVES BACK TO THE ROTARY CLUB OF LONGWOOD FOUNDATION!Thursday, June 14, 20247:30pm show | 6:30pm doors$20 tickets | $5 BYOBAges 16+ Better Than Bacon Improv is a short form improv comedy troupe based in West Chester, PA. BTB does short skits and games based on audience suggestions. Bacon Gives Back is a fundraiser event — ticket sales and donations directly benefit Kennett Area Community Serivce. BTB was born when a few crazy folks met at a local improv comedy class and became friends. Those same folks kept taking improv comedy classes until there were no more local classes to take. In 2010, after finding a director and a few more performers, Better Than Bacon was born. We had our first professional gig in 2011 and celebrate our anniversary each June! Our current troupe of 13 members hail from all over the SE Philly suburbs: Malvern, Exton, West Chester, Kennett Square, Phoenixville, Media, Swarthmore, and Wilmington, DE. Our artistic backgrounds include improv, acting, stand-up comedy, and music.  The Rotary Club of Longwood Foundation has been supporting deserving non-profits for over 25 years.  In the past year, the foundation has approved grants for over $70,000 with most of those funds going to charitable organizations in the Kennett Square area.  Since our charter, we have given over $1 million to support these amazing organizations. The Rotary Club of Longwood Foundation supports causes such as food, clothing, shelter/housing, education, medical care, and community.  Every dollar raised by the Rotary Club of Longwood Foundation support these worthy causes and helps our foundation make a difference in our community and around the world. ———————————————-A processing fee of $5.00 per ticket will appear on your order at check out. This is NOT your BYOB fee! This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in person. Call 484-732-8295 to schedule a time to purchase your tickets and avoid online fees!

Roberta Lea

The Kennett Flash is proud to present Roberta Lea!Friday, April 19, 2024$20 all tickets | $5 BYOB8pm show | 7pm doorsall ages With a voice like cinnamon and a pen like butter, Roberta Lea is a rising artist, ready to give the world a taste of what she’s made of. Fellow artists have called her Hampton Roads’ best kept secret. It’s as though she’s a family recipe, kept hidden until now. Pursuing music at 35 may seem like it’s a late start for some, but for Roberta Lea, it’s ideal. She’s been slowly marinating and soaking in LIFE. Now that she’s ready to do music, she has a buffet of songs that are sure to appease any listener’s pallet. Just ask the Black Opry. Her single “Sweet Baby Ray” hit the spot in the hearts of fellow artists and music lovers alike and drove her to record her very first country project “Just A Taste”. Now, she’s been nominated for 6 music awards including Song of the Year and Best E.P.! “Just A Taste” showcases the different flavors of country she infuses in her songwriting. She goes from classic country, to country soul, country rock, pop country and country folk. As a songwriter, she has no limits when it comes to expressing herself through song and telling a good story. As a Virginian, Roberta Lea follows a long list of iconic artists and hitmakers. From classics like Ella Fitzgerald and Patsy Cline, to icons like Pharrel, Timberland, and Missy Elliot, legends like The Dave Matthews Band and Pat Benatar, to modern day rising stars like Old Dominion and Morgan Wade. As a songwriter and an artist, she’s in great company and confident that she’s next.———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

CALLUM with special guests Raina Mullen and Jac Conner

The Kennett Flash is proud to present CALLUM: You Know Who (Spring Tour 2024)!With special guest JAC CONNER.THIS IS A MEMBER SPOTLIGHT SHOW!!!  All member tickets are $5 off!Friday, March 29, 2024$20 all tickets | $5 BYOB8pm show | 7pm doors | all ages Following the release of her debut project, ‘You Know Who’, Callum is setting out to travel the East Coast performing her brand of Alternative-Folk and Pop. She describes her EP as “A labor of love in more ways than one. Sometimes love can take you to places that you never thought you’d go, and have you doing things that you never thought you’d do. Within these 4 tracks you hear my personal journey as I walk with love searching for something better. At times I feel love has taken my identity and left me in a bad place, but I refuse to let that be the end of it.”   About The Artist: Callum is a 16 year old singer songwriter from Ocean City, MD. With such a unique tone of voice, she swiftly travels through the world of sonics, making her own rules. Born with synesthesia, she chooses simply to make music that looks and feels right to her. Her vibes range from alternative pop to jazz-folk. She has a unique ability to contextualize her emotions in a way that touches your soul, making you feel that you’re not alone. When you listen to her music, you feel like you’ve known her forever, even if you’ve just met. Whether it’s by herself or with a full band, she travels The Globe sharing her gift, giving you a show that you’ll never forget.———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

An Evening With TONY FURTADO (feat. Matt Flinner and Luke Price)

The Kennett Flash is proud to present An Evening With TONY FURTADO (feat. Matt Flinner and Luke Price)Wednesday, May 15, 20247pm show | 6pm doors | all ages$25 tickets | $5 BYOB Americana Roots via a multi-instrumentalist with a dizzying musical toolbox… Tony is an evocative and soulful singer, a wide-ranging songwriter and a virtuoso multi-instrumentalist adept on banjo, cello-banjo, slide guitar and baritone ukulele who mixes and matches sounds and styles with the flair of a master chef (he’s also an accomplished sculptor, but that’s another story). “…true talent doesn’t need categories.”​-Relix Magazine “…a major musical force without doubt. He has his black belt in voice, bottleneck guitar and his banjo playing scares the crap out of me.”-David Lindley———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

Three Ton w/ special guest New Damage

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND AFTER TWO SOLD OUT SHOWS!!!The Kennett Flash is proud to present: THREE TONwith special guests NEW DAMAGESaturday, May 18, 2024$15 all tickets | $5 BYOB7pm show | 6pm doorsTHREE TON is a heavy rock trio from eastern PA featuring Daran Amos: guitar/lead vocals (formerly of Thunderbrew), Daniel J. Kwasizur: drums (formerly of Thunderbrew) and Kirk Wiseman: bass guitar/b.vocals (formerly of Lifer). Featured on 93.3 WMMR’s local shots, the band boasts professional musicianship, massive sound, powerfully soulful vocals, and top notch songwriting. Combined with an energetic live show that never fails to impress, Three Ton has sold out the Kennett Flash venue during both of their appearances in 2023.NEW DAMAGE is a hard rock band from Chester County that takes influences from a broad spectrum of sounds and applies it in their own unpredictable fashion. Proto-Pennsylvania-Slapcore for the masses!———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

The Dale Melton Trio (w/ Sam Nobles and Jonathan Whitney)

The Kennett Flash is proud to present a unique evening of music and food as we welcome back THE DALE MELTON TRIO with SAM NOBLES and JONATHAN W. WHITNEY!Sunday, March 24, 20246:30pm show | 5:30pm doors$25 tickets | $5 BYOBPresented with a limited dinner-and-a-show add-on from PORTABELLO’S.$30 dinner add-on (limited to 30 patrons; add-on before checkout)- dinner guests will enter The Flash at 4:45pm and given priority seating- dinner will be served with a choice of entree and one dessertThe Dale Melton Trio is a tasty sonic and rhythmic stew of New Orleans funk and soulful New York jazz blended with early rock, blues and bossa nova reminiscent of Mose Allison, Dr. John, Allen Toussaint, Fats Waller, Taj Mahal, Boz Skaggs and Lyle Lovett. Throw in Dale’s one-of-a-kind Hammond organ style and punch the rhythm piano along with his “it’s never the same twice” delivery and everything takes on a unique twist. On drums and upright bass are two of the region’s finest musicians Jonathan W. Whitney and Sam Nobles respectively who are on every nuance of this spontaneous musical journey. Along with several original compositions Dale’s forte is his ability to foster unique interpretations of songs he has invested his heart and soul in as he stretches out on vintage keyboards including Hammond organ, Rhodes piano, Wurli, DX7 and grand piano. Drummer Whitney says Dale sings like he plays, smooth to biting, delicate to griitty, sultry to bold.———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

Highway Run: A Tribute to the Music of Journey and Women in Rock

The Kennett Flash is proud to present HIGHWAY RUN: A TRIBUTE TO JOURNEY AND WOMEN IN ROCKFrom the musicians that brought you YESTERDAY’S GONE: A TRIBUTE TO FLEETWOOD MAC!Saturday, March 23, 20248pm show | 7pm doors$25 ADV | $30 DOS | $5 BYOBall ages Highway Run is a band performing the music of Journey and a tribute to female rock legends.  The band is currently touring the east coast and looking forward to our stop in Kennet Square on Saturday March 23rd 2024.  Here is what people can expect from our concert.  From the first note to the last you’ll get the authentic sound of Journey with amazing vocals and soaring guitar.  After a dose of Journey the band will switch gears and feature our extremely talented female vocalist to belt out some Heart and Pat Benatar with amazing authenticity.  We truly believe we offer one of the best representations of Journey and female legends of rock in the Tri-State area.   ———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.

The Collingwood with special guest Gina Graves

The Kennett Flash is proud to present THE COLLINGWOOD with special guest GINA GRAVES!Saturday, March 16, 20247pm doors | 8pm show$15 tickets | $5 BYOBFormed in 1999 by guitarist/filmmaker Christopher Malinowski, The Collingwood mesh cinema-driven, minor-key melodies with elements of post-rock and 1970’s-soul, creating shadowy dance numbers, both contemplative and severe. The Collingwood is renowned for its award-winning, occult-infused music videos and its dramatic live performances. The Collingwood: Christopher Malinowski (Guitar and Vocals), James Pennington (Guitar), Jimmie Davis (Bass), John Paul Travis (Drums). The Collingwood Website: https://linktr.ee/thecollingwoodGINA GRAVES creates music with cinematic grandeur, haunting etherealness, dreamy harmonies, and classical-tinged motifs.———————————————-An online processing fee of $3.50 per ticket (for tickets $15.99 and under) or $5.00 per ticket (for tickets $16.00 and up) will appear on your order at check out. This online fee is waived when you purchase tickets over the phone or in-person. Email [email protected] to schedule a phone call or a time to buy tickets in-person. Opener (Level 2) and Headliner (Level 3) Members: Thank you for your support! Select your tickets using the price code that matches your Membership level and enter your Member ID into the prompt during the checkout process. As promised, you do not pay extra when ordering online. Online ticket prices are adjusted to account for the event fees that are automatically applied by Etix. Please call the Box Office with any questions at 484-732-8295. Interested in becoming a member at The Kennett Flash? Call 484-732-8295 or email [email protected] for more information.